After falling in love, as a qualified boyfriend, in addition to waking up his girlfriend every morning, he also has to coax her to sleep every night. So how do you coax your girlfriend to sleep? Here are some bedtime jokes to make your girlfriend laugh.
How to coax your girlfriend to sleep?
1. One night, my mother coaxed her 10-year-old son to go to his room to sleep alone. The little guy just wanted his mother. When he slept with me, his helpless mother said, "Are you ashamed that such a big man still wants your mother to sleep with him?" "Dad, he is older and he still wants you to sleep with him every day!" The son said confidently.
2. A man was about to jump off a building, and his wife shouted: My dear, don’t be impulsive, we still have a long way to go! After hearing this, the man jumped down. The police said: "You really shouldn't threaten him like this!!"
3. The mouse was very depressed when he didn't have a girlfriend. Finally, a bat agreed to marry him, and the mouse was very happy. Others laughed at his lack of vision. Mouse: What do you know? She is a stewardess after all.
4. The wolf pups have been vegetarian since they were born. The wolf parents and the wolf mother racked their brains to train the wolf pups to hunt. Finally, the wolf parents and the wolf mother were relieved to see their son chasing the rabbit. The wolf pup caught the rabbit and showed his fierce look. He said viciously: Boy! Hand over the carrot!
5. A little boy was taken to the hospital by his mother. The doctor pointed at him in order to make the little boy less nervous. Her ears teased him and said, kid, is this your nose? The little boy looked at the doctor, turned his head and said to his mother seriously, "Mom, we need to find another doctor."
6. The teacher wanted the sports committee member to confirm whether all the girls in the class were here, so he said to him: Go and check out all the girls in the class. The sports committee was a little bitch and asked: Which one should I kiss?
7. Son: Dad, tell me a story. Dad: Well, once upon a time, there was a frog... Son: No, I want to hear a historical story. Dad: Okay. In the Song Dynasty, there was a frog...
8. Someone went to the zoo to see orangutans. He heard that orangutans were very smart, so he saluted the orangutans. The orangutans actually imitated his salute; and then that The man patted his chest again, and the orangutan also imitated the patting of his chest. The man found it very interesting, so he continued to stick out his tongue at the orangutan. Unexpectedly, the orangutan did not imitate this time, but hit him with a stone.
The man angrily questioned the keeper, and the keeper told him that sticking out his tongue meant to the orangutan that he was calling him a fool. . This person has great enlightenment.
The next day, this person came to the zoo to see the orangutan. He saluted him and patted his chest. The orangutan imitated it. Then the person took out a stick and hit himself on the head, and then The stick was given to the orangutan. Unexpectedly, the orangutan laughed and said:The man stuck out his tongue.
9. One day, Aries and a lion walked into the restaurant. The boss said what do you want? The sheep said: 'A set meal. Thanks. ’ The boss asked again: ‘Isn’t your lion hungry? ’ The sheep said, ‘No. THANKS’ The boss didn’t give up and asked again: Do you really not want it? ’ The sheep said yes, and the boss asked reluctantly: ‘Think about it again, does it really want it? ’ The sheep roared impatiently: Do you think I can still be here when it’s hungry?
10.Twenty years ago, when your father was holding you while waiting for the bus, everyone laughed at your child for looking ugly, and your father cried. An old man selling bananas patted my father and said, "Brother, don't cry. Give the monkey a banana to eat! It's so pitiful. He's so hungry that he has no hair left."
